the twilight zone

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

the twilight zone

DO U HAVE A DIRTY MIND?


1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)

3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.

5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?

8.A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.

9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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READY FOR THE ANSWERS?
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1. Legs
2. A Twenty Dollar Bill
3. Firetruck
4. Aunt
5. An Almond Joy Candy Bar
6. Grit
7. Bubblegun
8. Wedding Ring
9. Last Name



HE HE HE WHAT WERE U THINKING?

5 Comments:

  • At 2:02 PM, Blogger Chelie said…

    You should have left the answers off so people could guess them lol

     
  • At 2:38 PM, Blogger denise said…

    lol yeah i never thought of that lol but i could do it now i dont think anyone else has seen it yet but u lol

     
  • At 6:57 PM, Blogger denise said…

    lol me too ha ha ha

     
  • At 9:43 PM, Blogger Dee said…

    ok I cheated I got this in my email last week I already knew them lol

     
  • At 11:01 PM, Blogger Netter said…

    too funny!

     

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