Eli the Tornado!

Today eli and vic were playing outside and vic said hey u want to be a tornado and i will be a storm chaser. lol well billy called me out to see what he was doing. we was out there taking any toy he could find in the yard and either throwing it or holding it, spinning then letting it go, saying the whole time im a tornado tearing up the world. ha ha ha ha ha he is priceless. then vic was chasing him ( she was a stormchaser lol ) and getting mad that everytime she caught him he would get away. when we explained that u cant catch and keep a tornado it just pissed her off more. lol Kids the best entertainment lol

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not much happening billy works for renzenburger now (dont think i spelled it right but oh well lol) we bought a water wiggler and a slip and slide for the kids and now it is rainy and going to be cold for the next 3 or 4 days. lol just my luck. the only other thing is that i got my tattoo touched up. man it hurt worse then the first time. lol i will blog more later hope everyone had a good weekend.

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ok i am going to try somthing i dont know if it will work so bear with me lol

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DO U HAVE A DIRTY MIND?


1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)

3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.

5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?

8.A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.

9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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1. Legs
2. A Twenty Dollar Bill
3. Firetruck
4. Aunt
5. An Almond Joy Candy Bar
6. Grit
7. Bubblegun
8. Wedding Ring
9. Last Name



HE HE HE WHAT WERE U THINKING?

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first off this is my site if u want to talk like that u call me and talk to me like that not on here. second i am going to leave your comment there instead of deleating it so everyone can see how childish u are. third i wasnt talking about u u conceded bitch. infact i dont think i have one single comment on my whole site that i thought even for one sec that was from u so u are going compleatly nuts for no reason heidi. i have been nothing but nice to u and u treat me like this. well fuck it i didnt have any prob with u till now but if u want to be this way fine. I AM DONE BEING THE NICE ONE FROM NOW ON I AM GOING TO BE THE BITCH. DONT COMMENT ON MY SITE AGAIN IT IS FOR FRIENDS AND I SEE NOW THAT YOUR NOT ONE.

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well me and billy and the boys went to see michelle at collage last week. we all had fun michelle and her roomie got a BIG kick out of the boys, who had more fun then anyone lol, michelle had a cake and a cute balloon for eli lol we stayed the night i think michelle had fun but, by the time we were ready to go eli was ready to go to grandma louise's house lol well thats about it for now later oh by the way anyone who comments on my blog under Anonymous will be deleted before anyone gets a chance to even read your comments. you will only be told this once. if u have the guts to comment on someones site then have the guts to let everyone know who u are. we dont go on others sites under anonymous and make smart ass remarks so dont do it here!!!!!!

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ok yesterday was elishia 4th birthday. (yes his b day is on april fools day lol) well we didnt do much just somthing small for him but the best comment about any of elis b day can be found at this site http://bogaboo79.blogspot.com/ it is my best friend deannas site if u want to hear about the worst/best april fools day for me EVER go check it out lol i think u will enjoy it. i am eager to here what ya all think of it. i think she did the best at telling it.